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More from da Kitty... a bit of filk

Melinda Kitty, my friend and fellow raving ABP fan keeps feeding me her evil genious, as she is stranded offline at a screenwriter's conference.

You can contact her via IJ: melindakitty.insanejournal.com


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How tired am I?

Inspired by the SNAPE: THE MUSICAL clip (from SnapeCast ep. 15)snape I decided to
rewrite one of my favorite song snippet.

Please don't ask me to sing it.

But for your viewing pleasure, this is how I've spent
the last hour and a half:

“Magic Potion” by Melinda Kimberly
A parody of  “Razzle Dazzle” from CHICAGO
Inspired by “Poison Potion” from SNAPE: THE MUSICAL, from SnapeCast episode 15




REMUS (Spoken)

Professor Snape, the headmaster wants to see you.

SNAPE (Spoken)

Piss off. We’ll come when we’re ready.
(to Harry)
Remember what I taught you?

HARRY (Spoken)
Oh Severus, what if I chopped the horseradish too
coarsely?

SNAPE (Spoken)
Potter, stop your whinging and trust me.
It's all a farce, boy. Don’t ask, don’t tell.
These interviews – the after hours tutoring – just a
front.
Keep in mind, Potter, that you've been studying with
the most talented Potions Master in half a century!

(Singing)
Brew up the old Magic Potion
Magic Potion 'em
When your boss wants you to teach Raptumens
You’d best be slurping more than vitamins
Brew up the old hocus pocus
Ash and coxcomb it!
Trust in Vertiaserum to cure lies!

Transform your face with Juice that’s Poly
But for a kiss? Mistletoe and holly!

Magic Potion 'em
And they’ll have ninety eyes!

Brew up the old Magic Potion

SNAPE AND SNAPETTES
Magic Potion 'em
We can cure ills from lust to Shingles

SNAPE
With skills like these, why ‘m I still single?

SNAPE AND SNAPETTES
Brew up the old Dreamless Sleep draught.
Dice and boil for ‘em.

SNAPE
Who cares if they try to cast Fateamor?

SNAPE AND SNAPETTES

Slip ‘em a mickey with arcane powers
They’ll be your slave for sev’ral hours

SNAPE
Magic Potion 'em
Just don’t tell Dumbledore!

SNAPE AND SNAPETTES
Brew up a glass of wormwood and sugar
Absinthe and water ‘em.

Though love till now has always chose-you-last
The right potion will disguise a pederast

Brew up that old liquid courage
Swish and flick at ‘em.
To get a mate, mix up distilled romance

For dinner dates, go slow don’t hurry
Every boy loves a spicy curry
Magic Potion 'im
And you'll get in his pants!

SNAPETTES (The same time as SNAPE's)
Brew up the old
Magic Potion

SNAPE
Brew up the old Magic Potion
Magic Potion 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Don’t make old Voldy get suspicious
Mix up a drug that’s just... delicious
Magic Potion 'em

SNAPE AND SNAPETTES

Magic Potion 'em
Magic Potion 'em

Win the boy with the scar!

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Can I be a Snapette?

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